Single Compile
20 Jun 2008q. Iβm a single woman in her youth;
When you greet me please be polite
I compile all your hard work;
Then I push them to your website.
a. Ms. Build (MSBuild)
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q. Iβm a single woman in her youth;
When you greet me please be polite
I compile all your hard work;
Then I push them to your website.
a. Ms. Build (MSBuild)
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q. After I awake I am starving;
Then I get and cache and store.
I simplify your 1 to N queries;
Then I sleep and sleep and snore.
a. nHibernate
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q. I track what youβre doing and I know where youβve been;
I can help you find your problems from deep within.
If you are having riddle issues, you might consider these facts;
I catch floating timbers with tetrad meshed sacks.
a. log4net
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q. I am made of one or more statements;
you should call me instead of those.
When compiled I can run really fast;
out of me your table data flows.
a. Stored Procedure
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q. We can show up in many places throughout your precious code.
We can help you when you start; we can help you down the road.
We like to collaborate with others; we mix and match and play.
We compose a geekβs work of art; one that heβs happy to display.
Who are we?
a. Design Patterns
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