Window Blinds

28 May 2008

q. What do you call a miniature remote that opens and closes your window blinds?

a. Model View Controller (MVC)

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Computer Horse

27 May 2008

q. How do you control a computer horse?

a. Put a bit in his mouth.

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23 May 2008

q. Where did information find himself safe in the game of tag?

a. The database

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22 May 2008

q. What brand of product did the dirty web 2.0 programmer use to clean himself off?

a. AJAX

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21 May 2008

q. Why didn't the father computer sacrifice his son on top of the mountain?

a. Because God provided the RAM!

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