q. Why did the .NET developer have such a hard time playing the guitar?

a. He only knew how to play the c# guitar chord.

~/joke by me

"When production is down seconds tick by like the pounding of a lambeg drum!" --Elijah Manor

“The period approaching a big production deployment is filled with hours of testing boredom interrupted by frantic moments of shear terror when an unsightly issue creeps from the glooming defect abyss.” –Elijah Manor

"The Spanish language is only the spelling out of English words. For example, if you spell socks (S-O-C-K-S) it means, "That's what it is!". The only reason I can't speak Spanish is that I can't spell to save my life." --Elijah Manor