"After a long hot summer day, a .NET developer jumps into the refreshing AppPool and opens a tonic bottle of iisreset." --Elijah Manor

"It turns out that I'm not always right. I just have a bad memory." --Elijah Manor

"Some people think they have the need to buckle their seat belt, but I always say, 'There is nothing like the feeling of flying through the windshield on a brisk spring morning.'" --Elijah Manor

"If I were made out of rubber, the spare tire around my midsection could rescue you from a horrendous vehicular disaster." --Elijah Manor