Friend

18 Apr 2008

"A friend isn't a friend unless you can depend on him to not pretend his befriendment, otherwise, they are a fiend and should descend to a foreign land." --Elijah Manor

Birthday Cake

17 Apr 2008

"If it was your birthday and you were sitting on the ceiling would it be appropriate to serve upside down cake, or would that be too down to earth?" --Elijah Manor

Office Pranks

16 Apr 2008

"All of my office pranks have raised their ugly heads and attached themselves to my workstation. They have a new leader and his name is Kent." --Elijah Manor

Certain Things

11 Jan 2008

“Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred…” –Unknown

Social Outcast

28 Dec 2007

“Being a social outcast helps you stay concentrated on the really important things, like thinking and hacking.” –Eric Raymond

Manorisms

Friend

Birthday Cake

Office Pranks

Certain Things

Social Outcast